I was Born In Ohio, But Moved Around ALOT!!
Spent Many Years In Houston Texas
Currently Residing In Texas
I'm 36 years old (06/17/1970)
Happily Married for 10 yrs (been together 12 yrs now)
I have 6 children -4 boys & 2 girls (ages 16, 11, 9, 7, & Twins 3)
I enjoy Smoking Pot on A regular Basis
And feel it should be legalized for both medical and personal use.
I also enjoy Skiing, Golfing, Playing Playstation, watching sports on T.V,
(Fav. Football Team :Pittsburgh Steelers... Fav Baseball Team: Cleveland Indians)
Reading and spending time with my family
I am A Golf Course Mechanic
You can Usually Catch Me Online
Playing Pool at Uproar
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit.
Then I rolled myself a bauma.
Then I thought about my mama.
Then I fooled around, played around
jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
It took seven months of urgin'
Just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face
Up to my place
To fool around a bit.
Next day she woke up rosy,
And she snuggled up so cozy.
When she asked me how I liked it,
Lord it hurts me to admit,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.
I'm makin' no excuses
For the many things I uses
Just to sweeten up my relationships
And brighten up my day.
When my earthly race is over
And I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been
I guess I'll have to say,
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and it rolled right by.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned and I missed it.
I got stoned... oh me... oh my.