|
|
Quickies
Q. What comes around two times daily, but is only present once a year?
A. 4:20! Q. Did You hear they're gonna make the Dallas Cowboys start playing on a natural turf football field?
A. Yeah! They're already snorting all the lines and smoking all the grass! Q. How is the Ohio State Buckeyes and marijuana the same? A. They both get smoked in bowls Knock knock! Who's there? Puff Puff who? Puff puff pass it on!!! Q. What do you call a hippie in a suit? A. The defendant! Q. How do you get a stoner out of a room filled with weed? A. You don't. Q. How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. Two to take it out, and one to figure out how to get high off the old one... Q. What did the dyslexic guy say to his stoned friend? A. Do you want to poke smot? |