So two pot heads
have been charged with possession
and both plead "no contest."

The judge decides to be lenient on them
and not give them any time
if they spend the next 24 hours
reforming evil drug users.

They return to the courthouse
the next day and the judge asks them
how many people
they've gotten off drugs.
The first guy says, "24!"
"Amazing," says Hizzoner,
since that's about 12,000 times
better than the statistics.
"How'd you do it?"
"Simple," says the pothead.

"I just show them:
'O' - This is your brain;

'o' - this is your brain on drugs."

"Impressive," says the judge.
Turning to the second head,
he says, "And how did you fare?"
"Yer honor, I saved 233 souls
from the bonds of the evil weed.
" "And how did you manage that?"

"Kinda the same as the other guy,
'cept I told people:

'o' - this is your asshole;
'O' - THIS is your asshole in prison."